People gather together to get sweaty and hurt, show-off, and put each other down for not being the best. That is sporting events of nearly all kinds in a nutshell. Oh, what is that? You want me to play on your football team? You want me to help you violently take-down members of the opposing team for what was it again? A ball? Yea... right. I'll get right on that right after I finish eating a bucket full of heated glass and salt.
But seriously. It sounds ridiculous that famous athletes get paid millions of dollars a year when our very president, a candidate for most important man in the world, only makes 400k. And then we complain when these people are "corrupt" and cheat using steroids or are caught in a wild pile of stoned, drunk, naked cheerleaders when we pay them so much money! I mean a movie that costs millions of dollars to make and is full of actual thought and meaning only costs 7$ at an overpriced movie theater. Even famous and stuck-up rockstars give out free concerts every once in a while!
My favorite sport? Meh. Sports should be banned from the world and we should pay the millions that famous athletes make to sit in a stadium and watch scientists cure diseases and solve world hunger. Budweiser could still make their money selling beer to that I am sure.
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