Favorite Baseball Team

Well let me first start by saying I do not have a favorite baseball team. I do not even know any baseball teams, I barely know HOW to play baseball. I could post a schedule and comment on a random team's prospects for the season, and I shall.

Pierce, Ne Ninjas

Week 1 - Vs. The Monkeys
This game is looking good. The Monkeys are not that great of a team, their outfield is weak and their batting is horrible. Easy win.

Week 2 - Vs. Monkeys
This game we are going against real monkeys. We will definately lose this one. Monkeys can catch and they are phenomenal throwers: they have been throwing their own fecal matter since infancy

Week 3 - Vs. Pirates
NINJAS VS PIRATES!?! Such a game will be epic porportions. Expect the pirates to play dirty. Those swashbuckling swine.

Week 4 - Vs. Ourselves
Evil scientists have decided to clone our DNA to form an identical team. Expect them to know every move and every trick, this game will probably go into the 15 or 16th inning.

Week 5 - Championship
No way to know who will play at the championship game. Could be the Yankees (those Noobs), could be the rhinos, could actually be real rhinos! There is just no way to predict this one.

There you have it. This year's roster looks decent. Another great season.